I’ve been married a little over a year and I really thought I would have women figured out by now. Yeah, that’s a pipe dream. My wife reminds me every day–directly and indirectly–I don’t know shit. The good news is, I’m not alone. There are plenty of confused morons out there like me who slept through sex education and health class in school. I mean, did you know women’s pee doesn’t come out of the hole you put your peen in?! No shit! I was blown away too! Anyway, here some other people just generally confused by the opposite set, whether it’s men or women.