Dear friends and fellow travellers, I come to you with a sobering treatise. There are monsters among us, and they are a slight against the face of God.
I have journeyed many days and nights, through forests and rivers, to bring you this news from the town of Rothenberg. They have opened an attraction, populated with terrifying animals, and charge the lowly serfs of the town a pittance to journey through and face these horrors unbidden.
I pray I can save you from hells eternal damnation to write to you, in my humble words, the horrors that I witnessed there.
I pray, you remain well.