As a terrible plague continues to sweep across the land, frightened Lords, Ladies and peasants alike cleared market shelves as they stocked up for quarantine. Plague Masks are especially in short supply, and even doctors are struggling to get their hands on them.
Shops and stalls village-wide are also low on dietary necessities including giblets, gizzards, chicken feet, beaver’s tail, and kid’s blood. They are also fresh out of sanitary items, such as wool tampons and moss napkins.
“Thank God we wipe our asses with our hands,” said Chaucer Terrowin of Gaunt.
Merchants have gone so far as to limit the purchase of sheep penises to two per household.