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Alabama – “Alabama is a fat guy with a goatee, wearing a camo jacket and a trucker hat. Despite his drunkenness and outwards appearance of being a racist redneck, he is actually pretty nice to everyone at the bar. He’s drinking a can of Budweiser.”
motherboy
Alaska – “Alaska would be 20 drinks in before showing up to the bar.”
cracknagy
Arizona – “Arizona is the bouncer, kicking Mexicans out who are trying to get in from the bar across the street. Ironically, he’s drinking Tecate.”
unknown
Arkansas – “Arkansas is drinking moonshine out of a Mason jar and sighing while all the other states watch their professional sports teams.”
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