With bars still closed and people on edge during the Age of ‘Rona, it’s a tough time to find a sexual companion. Which is why people are jamming themselves with (and jamming themselves into) all kinds of sex toys at an unprecedented rate. The latest contender to throw their sticky hat into the fucktoy ring? A fleshlight designed to look like the German, morbidly obese caterpillar from the 1998 animated family film A Bug’s Life.
For the low, low price of $2,000, one of the four fleshlight Pixar caterpillars (Heimlich is his name in the film) could be yours. But don’t wait. While the creator hasn’t received a single bid on his Austin, Texas, Craiglist post, a gem like this can’t last forever.
“This is it, the holy grail, one of 4 in existence,” reads the post. “Never publicly released only given to a select few high ranking Pixar executives for personal use. 100% satisfaction guaranteed very light wear, gently used, do NOT SLEEP on this one folks!!!”