I’ve always wanted to build my own horror movie villain, with these instructions from artist nothinghappenedtoday‘s Instagram page. I’ll do it with my own two hands and the 2 extra screws that aren’t in the diagram. Maybe I’ll invite some horny campers, some nubile sorority sisters and a rookie FBI agent. To help with the lifting.
And you better believe I’m not gonna use that little woven strap/screw combo to secure these to the wall. That’s for pansies that leave the house when the spooky shit happens and care about their self-preservation.
Me, I like a good deal and particleboard. And, I love this dude’s Instagram.