My desire for pizza set off a chain reaction that destroyed my family.
One day got home from school and really wanted pizza. the family was poor so spontaneous food trips weren’t always in the cards. Really worked my pouty face to my mom and begged to go to the local pizza place for dinner. She said alright. While chilling there I saw my uncle walk by, and I was like “da fuck, uncle X is that you?”. Now you might say well he wanted pizza what’s the big deal? well, he lived several states away so to arbitrarily be in town and not tell anyone was strange.
Turned out he was having an affair with his sister in law my aunt on the other side of the family. She was basically a money-grubbing whore and the family protested. One thing led to another and everyone hates each other now and we haven’t had contact in like 20 years.
I just wanted some pizza 🙁