Much like last year, I’m *several* bourbons deep sifting through a year’s worth of Hump Day photos trying to figure out how in god’s name I’m only going to do one gallery. It’s impossible and the more buzzed I get the more pictures I keep adding. The only people who want it to end more than I do are the family members who’ve been watching me do this for hours. I’M SORRY I’M LOOKING AT BUTT PICTURES AUNT MICHELLE, OKAY? MAYBE STOP COMING INTO THE SPARE ROOM SO MUCH.
The only logical solution is to split this massive folder in half and post two galleries. Or maybe it’s not logical. I don’t know. I’m drunk on booze and butts. Send help.