The first time I ever went down on my ex-girlfriend I tried to set the mood with some music and some mood lighting. Everything was going well and she seemed really into it. About ten minutes into it I felt a literal gust of air hit my face and what can only be described as the sound of a muted trombone. I reeled back in shock and then it hit me. She just queefed in my face. We locked eyes and both started cracking up. To this day she is the only girl I truly loved.