Dane Rivera over at Uproxx claims to be a true French fry aficionado. He even goes far enough to say that he will often make decisions on where to eat based on the quality of their fries and not the other items on the menu. Listening to him rattle off all of the different kinds of fries is even reminiscent of Bubba in Forrest Gump naming all the different ways to prepare shrimp. It is a thing of beauty. Well Dane has finally compiled a list of the best fast food French fries, but where do our favorites rank?