“I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.” -Chuck Palahniuk
There are few things in this world that are as mind-melting as a good ol’ fashion orgasm. From the moment that you first discover this magical bodily function until the day you’re far too old to experience one (a sad day, indeed) orgasms are little highlights of our lives. Okay, maybe that’s a bit dramatic, but still, who here has ever hated an orgasm? Here for you now are stories of the BEST orgasms that people have ever experienced.