In the words of our very own Jacob: “Waffle House is where you go when all other options are expended, when no Denny’s and no Ihops are in sight. They are always open, even during national disasters, they are the sites of brawls, insane homeless people, and cheap grease food that you shouldn’t put in your body, but it’s your duty as a Southerner to do so.”
God damn, that’s beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye. Here’s a few interesting facts about the institution that is Waffle House.