Goddammit, millennials. Why? Ok, I’ll admit it: I’m a millennial. Listen, I’m not psyched about it either and here’s just another reason why. The latest trend in dumb millennial shit is forgoing diamond wedding rings. But they’re not doing it to save money or stop the trafficking of blood diamonds. No, instead they’re sticking the diamond right into their fingers with a piercing called a “finger dermal”. Buckle up.