You guys remember Shakira? “Hips Don’t lie?” That song called “Waka Waka” where she goes “waka waka, hey hey?” Love that one.
Okay, that song is important and carries some social relevancy, so I take that last jab back.
You know who can’t take their jabs back? The two wild boars who attacked her in a park.
I figure we ought to take this tragic event to check in with Shakira and make sure she’s still okay.