Well, someone who thinks they’re better than you has taken it upon themself to rank the fast-food fries of the world. You really can’t win with these things, they’re just way too subjective. But I’m always curious to see what other people think so let’s give this a shot, silently judging along the way. I’m not even going to bring up the fact that Whataburger is nowhere to be seen on this list, or that this starts at 23 for some reason. Maybe it’s a Michael Jordan nod. On with the fries!