We had a banana suck-off contest. It was basically a chocolate-covered banana on a stick where you would bend down and suck it. I was drinking and was one of the first girls up.
I thought the idea was to get all the chocolate off, so I went up on stage, started scraping it with my teeth, thinking I was doing an awesome job getting the chocolate off of that bad boy. Well, the contest was who could suck it the sexiest. I’m sure I made many people cringe that night.