“Let the Green M&M Be a Nasty Little Slut,” writes Rolling Stone’s EJ Dickson.
Despite his name, Dickson is right.
Allow me to share the best writing I’ve seen in the year 2022 (and no, it’s not this)(or this).
The Green M&M used to show some skin. She had lip injections and wore go-go boots. She made us question why her commercials were so sexy. We loved it.
Now she’s brought the lips in, put on long sleeves and grabbed a pair of sneakers.