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I’m bald as fuck.
I haven’t had hair since the Yankees dynasty years.
When I was a young lad, I had Owen Wilson-like locks. And then it started.
The baldness. The stress. The worries. The hats. So many friggin hats.
And then one day, I shaved it bald, and it was the best feeling.
Because going bald is not a choice, but being bald is.
To all my other egg heads out there, these bald facts are for you.
For the dudes struggling with baldness, take the plunge — it’s the best. For guys with hair that hasn’t moved an inch, enjoy it.
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