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Dad jokes kick in right away.
Mothers inherit instant maternal love and instincts, and fathers inherit a library of lame-ass jokes.
I was taking my newborn baby girl for a walk the other day, and some dude came up to me, smiled, and said, “Congrats!”
He looked at me, holding my daughter, and said, “How old?”
And I said, “I’m 38.”
Nobody laughed — you probably didn’t either — but I know this is now my destiny.