I was sitting in our clubhouse after a baseball game one summer day, packing up after a tough loss.
One of our bench players took off his jersey and walked to the shower.
Before he made it to the showers, our shortstop looked at him and said, “Lusk, your body looks like a bag of milk.”
And the entire room erupted.
I had never heard that insult before, and it’s sorta just stuck with me years later.
If you need a refresher of insults to keep in the back pocket, here are some rare ones, courtesy of Reddit and replies to comedian Rob Delaney’s Twitter (asking for “some good insults these days.”