Forget Smartphones… Let’s Go Back to NOVELTY LANDLINES

Ty 3 hours ago

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I miss when phones were simply in one part of the house.

And when it rang, somebody (usually my old man) would yell, “Somebody get that!”

But the one thing I do NOT miss is calling a crush and having her father answer.

“Uhhh… Hi, Mr. Griffin. This is Ty calling. May I speak to Kelly, please?”
“What about?”
“Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” — *hang up*

Here are some vintage landlines that need to make a comeback somehow.