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This picky dad is sick of your Candy Corn and Smarties on Halloween

by: Brady

Oct 25, 2020 10/25/20

Just how accurate are Punxsutawney Phil’s Groundhog Day weather predictions?

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Feb 1, 2020 02/01/20

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Petition to change the date of Halloween for everyone’s benefit has my vote

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Neighbor hates your Christmas Dragons? Put up more dragons! (13 Photos)

by: Staff

Dec 20, 2018 12/20/18

Turns out there’s a prequel to ‘The Grinch’ that’s Halloween-themed

by: Elizabeth

Dec 18, 2018 12/18/18

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Dec 11, 2018 12/11/18

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Dec 3, 2018 12/03/18

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Nov 18, 2018 11/18/18

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Working in Halloween stores can be a living hell (10 Photos)

by: Elizabeth

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Father helps daughter cope with her stress over Valentine’s Day in best way possible

by: Bob

Feb 6, 2018 02/06/18

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by: Elizabeth

Dec 24, 2017 12/24/17

The realities of a Christmas vacation

by: Elizabeth

Dec 23, 2017 12/23/17

Kid calls 911 on the Grinch, gets adorable response from the police (9 Photos)

by: Staff

Dec 21, 2017 12/21/17

Today is the day we all officially switch off for Christmas

by: Elizabeth

Dec 18, 2017 12/18/17

Grandma accidentally buys kinky Christmas decorations

by: Elizabeth

Dec 17, 2017 12/17/17

Kid writes dark letter to Santa and Twitter is fa la la loving it

by: Elizabeth

Dec 5, 2017 12/05/17

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by: Bob

Dec 1, 2017 12/01/17

Grandma who accidentally invited a stranger to Thanksgiving invites him again

by: Elizabeth

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