This reporter just can’t control herself when she meets this Australian optimist.
No one is having a worse day than Dave the Duck, who banged so many birds he broke his penis and had to get it amputated
Not much is better than sex, but there are a few things in life that can bring you that next level satisfaction. We asked you what nonsexual thing really revs your engine and the results were — dare we say — better than sex.
Seriously though, these actors deserve an oscar for this “incredible” performance…
Sometimes you’ve got to get down and dirty to get through your day. So, enjoy this fine platter of lowbrow humor to get that dirty mind in gear.
Let’s face it, there are some people out there with really cold hearts. Hell, the best way to put it is that sometimes people can be real a**holes.