Unfortunately for ‘the chosen one’, Harry Potter’s parents boned late in the year. If we’re being accurate they probably had drunken halloween sex, James most likely forgot to use protection, and well…9 months later, voila.
So like all the un-cool kids, Harry Potter never got to celebrate his birthday at school. No cupcakes, no special treatment, just summers alone. But this year we thought we’d get him something nice. He is 43 years old after all.
Here’s a healthy batch of memes in honor of another trip around the sun for the boy who lived.