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I remember the exact moment in high school when I realized I was never going to get with the Prom Queen. I had tried out for our golf team and ended up getting cut. Our coach told me that I should focus on real sports, and stop spending all of my time skateboarding.
Yeah, fugg that. I was just fine being a degenerate skater punk. Funny enough, now it’s my degenerate friends who are obsessed with playing golf. I digress.
There are some celebs however who cracked the code. Punk rockers who somehow did end up snagging the hot girl. And to these guys I just want to say, “We salute you.”
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