Foreplay is virtually nonexistent.
“I’m always confused about how quickly they go from kissing to penetrative sex in movies. Like, hold it there Skippy, I’m gonna need a bit more foreplay before you shove anything up there…”
“Hollywood had me thinking you kiss for two seconds and then BOOM! Intercourse is happening!! Let’s have a 10-second silence for these poor women in movies who get zero foreplay and just have a penis rammed into them immediately….”