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These Are the Horniest Christmas Songs Ever Recorded
We all know that Christmas is about family, friends, and that giving is more important than receiving. Blah, blah, blah.
But what’s the overarching theme of the season? Anybody? Sex. It’s sex, plain and simple. Getting drunk at your work holiday party, going home for the holidays to see old friends, all anybody truly wants for Christmas is sex.
Don’t believe me? Well I’ve compiled a batch of incredibly horny Christmas songs to prove my point. Some of the tracks on this list are more modern, while others might be considered holiday classics. Why? Because everybody, everywhere has been horny since the beginning of time. And Christmas is no exception.
