Back when I was 18 just out of high school, was with this woman who I knew from HS who asked me to go with her back to her place and she was not subtle about it at all.
Friend of mine overheard this and stole her wallet, as if he didn’t score, no one scored. Spent 2hrs looking for the wallet until she rang her sister to take her home
After he hands me the wallet and winks saying ‚better luck next time‘
Looking back, probably one of the biggest turning points of my life, as it showed me what kind of person he was.