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Sexy Halloween Is Out! Historically Accurate Costumes Only
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Spirit Halloween
Listen, fellas. Halloween isn’t just another excuse for scantily clad women to go out and party. It’s about historically accurate costuming. I don’t want ‘Sexy Cookie Monster.’ I want to see Sesame Street quality, head to toe.
You know who’s not sexy? Sonic the Hedgehog. So don’t even think about it, ladies.
Sexy Halloween is gone. This year, we want authenticity! I’ve scoured the depths of Spirit Halloween and found some solid options. I hope this helps.