History books remember these people for conquering empires, changing philosophy, writing masterpieces, and shaping civilization.
The internet would’ve remembered them for posting through every controversy, arguing with strangers in the replies, humble-bragging after every victory, and somehow becoming chronically online.
If smartphones had existed throughout history, these are the historical figures we’d all be muting.
Thank goodness Wi-Fi wasn’t invented yet.
… And yes, I used AI to generate these images because Google yielded very few results of Cleopatra holding an iPhone
