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Passing out first at a party is a great way of learning exactly who your friends really are.
Are they the type of folks to make sure you get into a bed and leave you with a glass of water and a bowl to vomit in, if needed? Do they make sure you’re on your side and not your back so that if you do vomit, it’s not dangerous? Are they keeping an eye on you and your vital signs?
(These are all things we should all be doing for our friends if they get too drunk, btw).
…Or are they the kind of friends who stack a bunch of beer cans on you, draw some unsavory things on your face in permanent marker, and then take a picture for good measure?
Perhaps a healthy mix of both care and ridicule are in order, as was (hopefully) the case for these folks: