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I’m on an ISIS kill list! Many years ago there was some kind of hack on the interwebz and many enlisted ppl had our names and addresses compiled and released on a “kill list”.

I was informed I was on the list by two FBI agents who first came to my apartment and left a card. When I called the number on the card they wouldn’t tell me over the phone why they wanted to meet in person. I have been anxious before in my life but I had never been “I wonder why the FBI wants to speak to me” level of nervous prior to this. I was really wracking my brain trying to figure out what law I had broken to get in this much trouble.

I agreed to meet them at a restaurant near my job and I brought a trusted coworker who sat nearby to keep an eye on things.

It was shockingly underwhelming. It was a middle-aged guy and a young ginger kid, they were legit agents. They told me I was on this list and not to tell anyone. I asked if anybody from the list had actually been killed and they said “no”. I asked how many people total on the list and they said “over 3,000 in the US on THIS list.” (apparently this happens somewhat often, and all have to be notified in person)

SmokinSweety

h/t Reddit

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