Ron White is a Comedic Sniper… He Doesn’t Miss

My old man took me and my brother to see Ron White at Montreal’s Just for Laughs festival in like 2002 or something.

And Ron White was on stage, smoking a cigar, scotch in hand, with his gravelly, raspy voice and slow-paced Texas drawl.

His pacing was methodical, like he was a lion stalking a gazelle. And his delivery was always spot on.

I was amazed. He just looked like such a cool fucking guy.

Here are some of the 69-year-old’s classic jokes. And I couldn’t agree more with him about the Super Bowl and a soccer game. Classic Ron.

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