People love to photograph their fancy dinners with tiny portions and elegant garnishes everyone just scrapes off. Take your “Cuisses de Grenouille served with Boudin Blanc” and shove it up your ass, you pretentious bastard. But like every other aspect of our lives on social media, the reality is far less glamorous. At least for a guy like me who can’t cook for dick, an accurate portrayal of our diet would be a Hot Pocket and a bag of steamed veggies — or should I say a “Mozzarella and Pepperoni Patisserie served with Vegetables a lá Saq”?
Shitty Food Porn is dedicated to showcasing those shameful microwaveable meals presented as they would be at a 5-star restaurant. There are also some meals that the chefs thought looked amazing, but came out terribly.
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