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“I was hanging out with this girl I was trying to date, while there her mom was served divorce papers.”
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“Got a message from a friend of my then girlfriend. Told me I needed to go to my girlfriend’s house because she was feeling rather horny. Was odd that her friend sent me this message, but I thought I was getting sex so I hauled ass over there. She was horny alright, horny for the two dudes spit-roasting her.”