People Have Way Too Many Creative Ways to Say “Going Poop”

There are few universal human experiences, and this is one of them.

At some point in your life, you have to excuse yourself to go dump, it’s as simple as that.

But for reasons nobody can fully explain, saying it plainly feels… wrong. Too direct? Too powerful? Too personal?

Nobody knows. But everyone poops.

So instead, people get creative.

A popular Reddit thread is asking the internet, “What’s your funny way of saying ‘going poop’ that you’ve never heard anyone else use?

And you know what? Some of these are actually pretty good. I’ll swipe a few of these.