Meet the Greenland Shark.
Think of the Greenland shark as the ocean’s ultimate high-functioning sloth.
These deep-sea weirdos are officially the longest-living vertebrates on Earth, wandering through freezing Arctic waters at a speed that makes a garden snail look like a Ferrari.
These things don’t even reach puberty until 150 years of age.
Oh, and some of the ones that are still cruising around today are significantly older than the United States of America.
Let’s take a look at some more facts about this incredible creature.