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A 50-year-old man went out drinking with his friends. He took a walk (presumably to take a leak, like the rest of us) and wandered a bit too far into the woods in Cayyaka, Turkey.
The man’s name is Beyhan Mutlu and, after hours without any contact from him, his wife ultimately declared him missing. If my wife declared me missing everytime I didn’t return her calls for a few hours, there’d be a 24/7 manhunt!