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Be Grateful You’re Not In The Dating Scene At The Moment
Let’s be honest – dating has always sort of sucked. Unless you’re George Clooney.
Now introduce apps. Modern dating has become a circus of ghosting, half-hearted swpies, and “situationships” that barely last through brunch. For every message sent, there are ten to thirty matches left waiting in the dumps.
For every first date, there’s a guy who’s already bought dinner, planned the night, and still has to prove he’s “worth it” who’s still waiting for a text back.
Same with the gal who had an “everything shower” (as they call it nowadays, I’ll let you take a guess as to what that means), and went out and bought a new dress only to be greeted with some dude wearing a baseball cap with his dress shirt.
Dating apps are now battlegrounds where everyone’s expectations are higher than ever (thanks to social media), but attention spans are lower than ever (thanks to social media).
Let’s dive into the rough, weird, and pretty hilarious world of modern dating – where love is now just an algorithm.
