Different ways to say you’re drunk to spice up your next party (10 Photos)

In: Facts, Humanity, Humor, You got wasted

Feb 5, 2022

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If you’re like me, you are constantly on the lookout for ways to class up your life, and especially so if it happens to involve an adult beverage. Because sometimes you get a little loose with those pre-dinner cocktails or at the work-sponsored happy hour (why didn’t you eat some apps? ALWAYS eat some apps!) and you need a way to inform the masses that you’re starting to see things sideways. Sure, you could say you’re “hammered” or that you’re “wasted”, but that’s so blasé. So uncouth.

Next time you find yourself in such a situation, try out one of these lesser known phrases for whenever you’ve had too much to drink. You don’t need to thank me, I’m too busy acknowledging the corn anyways.