In: Douchebags, Humor, Merica, Owned
Don’t interrupt a man’s Memorial Day weekend with a mandatory drug test (6 GIFs)
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Imagine, for a moment, that you’re sitting with your friends during the beginning of Memorial Day weekend, and the company you work for tells you that you have about 24 hours to take a mandatory drug test or you’ll lose your gig.
That’s a shitty situation, and it’s one that’s actually worse as you read this story. Which is why it’s so damn satisfying to see this story spun to our narrator’s advantage: