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Drunkest stories as shared by Olympic-tier party people
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My drunken story includes being invited to a party by the girl I had a crush on in college. I ended up getting so wasted that in the middle of the night, I mistook her clean laundry for a toilet and began pissing all over her clothes. Not my proudest moment.
But hey, at least I’m not alone! We’ve compiled multiple drunken stories just like mine! We hope this is a lesson to you all that alcohol remains undefeated.
Party on.