Vile Teenage Gold-Digger marries 89-year-old, gets caught by Twitter
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If Shrek taught us anything, it’s that true love can totally exist between an Ogre and a princess. Love be love, yo. Those types of relationships happen. And while it might be outwardly confusing to the world, it’s not right to judge anyone.
…Unless they’re an attractive teen doing their damndest to marry an incredibly wealthy and old person with dementia. Then it’s okay to judge. In fact, set those Judging Fazers to Judy and lock in on Mrs. Oliva Stone below.