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Hello everybody!
After a prudent combing through potential living partners, I’m pleased to announce that I have chosen my new roommate. You’ll all be relieved and elated to know that he’s a real stand up guy!
He came by the office the other day to introduce himself, and I couldn’t be more excited for our new and improved lives together. But before I introduce you all, let me show you some of the other applicants who didn’t quite make the cut…