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I have a drunk superpower. I’m sure plenty of people claim to have one, but I know I have one, after years of testing it.
It’s just goddamn useless. My sense of smell wildly improves when I’m drunk. I don’t know why, but it’s never helped me, because usually when I’m that drunk it’s in a place where I’d rather my sense of smell was dulled. So I have some amount of sympathy for these folks: