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Look, there is a detail in this story that I’m going to bury a bit, if only because it truly depressed me when I read it. We’ll get there eventually, but let’s start with the facts:
Gwyneth Paltrow has been running her own company, Goop, for a while now. It’s her “lifestyle brand” (whatever the fuck that means), and it’s finally produced a product that is beyond parody.