Remember that sack of smashed assholes dubbed ‘pharma bro’ Martin Shkreli? Of course you do. He’s that wannabe super villain who raised the price of multiple life-saving drugs around 4000% purely for financial gain alone. He also bought a priceless Wu Tang album and taunts the public about never sharing it. This is the type of fuckstick that’s grown in some sort of evil lab.
Anyhow, Shkreli is currently awaiting sentencing after being convicted of three counts of securities fraud and conspiracy, crimes that carry a sentence of up to 45 years. If the thought of that doesn’t make you smile, feast your eyes on the transcript of what his potential jurors had to say about him. The process took three full days, and over 200 jurors were dismissed by the end of the selection endeavour. Why, you ask? Because they all hated him. Check out a few of the best ones below.
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