People reveal times they completely misread sexual cues (5 Photos)
Friend of a friend works in the local music business where I live. I tell her I’m interested in her work, one thing leads to another and she invites me to a concert. We go, have a good time, and then she tells me she wants to go to some clubs where she knows the owners. I tell her I have work the next morning but I decide to join her. We danced a bit at a couple of clubs, and I’m starting to pick up on signals. So we stay out until 4 am. I work at 10. No chance to really get any sleep but I’m excited for a chance at sex. She tells me I can crash at her place, which suits my plan. We arrive at her place. She shows me her downstairs bedroom and goes to sleep in her bed…with her husband.
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She stroke my inner thigh in the cinema. She was after my friend’s leg which I had my leg over.
Sucks as I had a tiny crush on her.
(Edit due to popular demand: we are all girls)
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I tried to buy a Nintendo Switch pre-order off of my coworkers college roommate last week over texts. Coworker gave me his friends number so I texted his friend telling him I would be happy to purchase it from him. We made casual small talk, just stuff about video games and how we knew co-worker, etc. He seemed normal enough.
At one point I mentioned that my HUSBAND wouldn’t have to wait in line for my Nintendo on release day, and he flipped a total “switch” on me. Asked me why I was flirting with him and leading him and why I texted him in the first place if I was married. I made it clear the only guy I was interested was my husband, and I guess Link.
I just wanted to buy a fucking Switch 🙁 oh and this dude is also married and has no idea my age/what I look like, just that I am a slightly nerdy and married female.
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