“Back in HS sitting at a girls basketball game when I sit down next to one of “the cool guys”. I’m trying to be social with him and we start to chat it up about the girls. Well there is one girl on the team who had hypotrichosis (no hair on her entire body). I lean to him and say “well that can’t be all bad right?” (Give him the nudge nudge wink wink). He straight face looks at me and says “that’s my sister”. Most awkward silence of my HS years.”
“When I was in third grade, I peed my pants in my chair because my teacher wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom. I thought I was being really slick by leaving it there to disappear into the carpet. My teacher definitely realized and tried to convince my mom to hold me back a year.”
“Walked face first into one of those cast iron streetlight posts because a cute girl called out my name from the backseat of her friends car.
It made a “bong” sound”