In: Humor, I Do What I Want, I Miss College, Owned
Student brilliantly outsmarts professor with ‘cheat sheet’
School is tough. And teachers make it even tougher by forcing us to memorize formulas and shit. What’s the point? Even if I went into the field of mathematics, I could just Google any formula I needed. Thanks to the smartphone, there is literally no reason anyone should be required to memorize anything ever again. (Fuck, learning itself will be obsolete after a few more Apple updates. Kids will just bumble around and Siri will fill them in on everything they need to know. “That is a tree… look both ways before crossing… make sure you wipe when you’re finished.”)
That’s why I can’t knock this girl for finding a way to beat the system. The teacher told the class they could each bring in a 3X5 cheat sheet for the exam. So this boss ass bitch shows up with a 3X5 FOOT cheat sheet. Since the teacher didn’t specify INCHES, he had no choice but to allow it.